If I drive to your spot and my tits spilled out of my cherry top
And apologized for a lot, would you like that? Would you like that?
If I sat on your couch and I cried my pretty little blue eyes out
Begging, "Baby, please, take me back."
Ha-ha, imagine
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
I bet you probably touch yourself at night
Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you
Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I could never love somebody new
'Cause no one tastes quite like you do
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I saved the date
and I pulled up on your wedding day
with a megaphone sayin', "Call it off," in a white dress
Would you like that?
If you said, "I forgive. You were right. I'm stupid. I'm just a girl. Without you, I'm useless. I'm small. I'll be weak.
Only cry once a week."
And I swear that I would never, ever, ever cheat
Again
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
I bet you probably touch yourself at night
Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you
Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I could never love somebody new
'Cause no one tastes quite like you do
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
(You'd like that, wouldn't you?)
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
(You'd like that, wouldn't you?)
Honey, it's pathetic
And I need you to know
The thought of gettin' back together makes me wanna die alone
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I cut my heart out of my chest
And bled out in my living room
Yeah, you're sick and you'd like that
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
I bet you probably touch yourself at night
Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you
Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I could never love somebody new
'Cause no one tastes quite like you do
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
