Marijuana got dat Dumkoff High as Luftwafa
Gone like Hoffa bones plus a 5th of a Brown liquor that Blackbeard has only heard of
A turd with a fragrance that fame can't cover up
No Iane, I'm a vagrant
Danny came to run amok
Police stations take prints, and phony homies never dummy up
Just a poet trying to make a little bit of money what?

And times change like a campaign promise
A pragmatist
May common sense never be silenced
Until the only thing that separates us are closed eyelids
But then again, what is earth without violence?
You can now allow the bow to scrape across the violin
I'm dialed in to the wild tendencies of a mild man
Hot spitta lemon pepper now and then
Don't mess wit medium; I don't need the tedium of caring
Put a CD in and rock some EDM type of daring
I don't know the light you see me in and why you staring?
I'm not a McLaren
More of a midlife Chrysler LeBaron
On bricks fulla rust plus the seats are tearing
X-Clan stuck in the tape deck steering
Wheel, peeling windshield spider webbed
I won't trade integrity for a celebrity rep

What? Je m'appelle Danny
I'm the Phlegm de la Phlegm
Waking 'em up viva la Bam
Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam
Now I just sprinkle gems on jams

I'm the Phlegm de la Phlegm
Waking 'em up viva la Bam
Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam
Now I just sprinkle gems on jams

Looking a da planet through some eyes with some age and a pair o' shades
I'm the dirty mutt with the mange fortified with ability more than sort of fire
Word around town kid's Borderline Skitzo

Spit so influential, catchy as influenza in a disco
Packed heat on a thumb drive
Not debaucherous as you thought I was
Tongue-tied, seldom told 'em in songs I sold 'em

Beware the phony ploy, Ponyboy
Stay golden
BOGUS are target markets and profit margins
I been a starving artist
This is bargain jargon
My rhymes parachute into the psyche when I hear a loop
Whether windshield wipers or break in the booth
I can shake and bake for Talledega nights and days
I salivate to calibrate a calculated phrase

I'm the Phlegm de la Phlegm
Waking 'em up viva la Bam
Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam
Now I just sprinkle gems on jams

I'm the Phlegm de la Phlegm
Waking 'em up viva la Bam
Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam
Now I just sprinkle gems on jams

I'm the Phlegm de la Phlegm
Waking 'em up viva la Bam
Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam
Now I just sprinkle gems on jams

I'm the Phlegm de la Phlegm
Waking 'em up viva la Bam
Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam
Now I just sprinkle gems on jams