And everyone should be bumping Danny People gather round as I attempt to rouse the rabble Bad apple, I've been labeled Unstable Unbreakable, he must think himself to be Why don't y'all hush? I spit it timeless I'd be rhymin' dimeless You're brain on drugs Stop before I make an omelet Don't care if I'm lit or not What I look like? The pilot light to the gas in winter? More like a wick on a dynamite stick for dinner War Town representer, I'm quick to spin a phrase To entertain or work your noodle AKA your tender brain, skin in the game Like Darryl Strawberry's strawberries I'm not the one to lean back, bat flip And watch the ball carry or back flip On some Ozzy Smith I'm more Glenn Hubbard and Jerry Royster Solid and steady I obviously don't rock for trophies and confetti Or the pageantry of the savagery that it's grown to become And the young mistake wisdom for old and dumb If I had it, don't you know you could get it There's nothing more that I would love Than to see you with it Due to the fact that I ain't got it You're gonna have to do without At least for now Cause I can't afford to Buy the Rules I'm rich not rich like Ritchie but I ain't walkin' round town with an itchy butt Go ahead and talk trash homie Get your nut I'm a glutton for punishment; I'm just a stubborn mutt I'm like Death Metal mixed with Double Dutch The silver, the dross Some dwell on what the process cost 'em And get lost in the sauce like a broke cat flossin' Stay down, play possum From jump, I've been a hard sell I always feel like, somebody's watchin' me 24/7 God's lookin' I try to Rockwell Dip the quill in the inkwell Scribble what I think Tell tales of victories and fails I guess the losses make the wins awesome I'd love to Randy Moss 'em But I'm too Phil McConkey So I build on my gifts; singing songs in the wrong key Nothing better than the blues being sung by a junkie But the truth ain't heard when it comes from a bum Cause he's a dung heap I scratch my noggin, count Ichi, Ni, San, Shi Love is all we got Otherwise prefer to walk alone Careful bout my circle Tryin' to percolate til I'm gone D workin' late to the early morn My ID 10T form was stamped And read fully blown Comin' up as a youngun' Lookin' all skull and crossbones Lucky to breath this long I've been a nutty buddy Mental is silly putty Thought I'd be so rich by now that Hell I copped a whirly birdie That I land on the lawn of my palatial home But if you know me That sounds like a nightmare, basically homie If I had it, don't you know you could get it There's nothing more that I would love Than to see you with it Due to the fact that I ain't got it You're gonna have to do without At least for now Cause I can't afford to Buy the Rules Don't you know you could get it There's nothing more that I would love Than to see you with it Due to the fact that I ain't got it You're gonna have to do without At least for now Cause I can't afford to Buy the Rules