You came home from across the street
You did Shabbat and it was really sweet
Then stone-faced and right on cue
You said you didn't like me 'cause I'm not a Jew
Of all I know that is true
There is no other quite like you
There's no one like you
Will you be a singin' heartthrob?
Or settle down and get a steady job?
Or will you play that basketball?
It doesn't even matter 'cause you always score
The earth, the sun, and the moon
Must have broke that mold after they made you
There's no one like you
There's no one like you
The day I met you, even I might fall for traps
You were so mental
I knew time well spent
I'll always have your back
You can depend on us
I'll always have your back, Jack
It's a fact
There's no one like you
There's no one like—
Our epic journey has just begun
The story of a father and his magic son
It may be corny but ya know it's true
Your mama even helped me write this song for you
It could embarrass you now
But the future you might be proud somehow
The earth, the sun, and the moon
Only met one like you
There's no one like you
There's no one like you
There's no one like you
