Hey, hey Has anyone seen my wave? Hey, could it be here beneath all this junk mail? Opportunity could have come and gone Television's been on In case I don't hear him knock I leave the door unlocked I've been watching the world, every channel for days Stranded with bed sores I'm a living room castaway But pretty soon I'm-a-get buff for the summer Bummer, summer's ended yesterday What day is it anyway? What day is it anyway? A living room castaway Hey, my body is a temple to the gods in my ashtray And my mind has been selling memories for videotapes And my heart has been falling apart Oh, nevermind We missed the preview Rewind it back to the start They're the best part How long have I been drifting along in this couch anyway? How long have I been drifting along in this couch anyway?