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1. Warlocks in wonderland
            A
   I've got a megatropolis in my hand
           E
   And a... subterranean marching band
                A
   Making noise for the boys in the Vatican
   And a
   
   E
2. A little package and off we go
        A
   Oh... ticky ticky tackita tic tac toe
            E
   I know... everybody's Eskimo
             A
   We've got another thing coming
   And that's our show... well
   
   D
R: Every night I go looking for you
   F
   Everyone in the world adores you
   C
   A little pocket of something kind
   G
   To find your reason
   D
   Coming up and it everyday for
   F
   Look at me and it\'s what I stay for
   C
   A little locket of fantasy
   G
   That we believe in
   
3. Lilacs and contraband
   I've got Santa Monica in my hand
   A little... Beatle mania when I can
   And I've got two big bags of old Japan
   
4. Ring side and blow by blow
   Another... main event at the old rainbow
   We're comin'... Right on top of the tupelo
   When she looks just like Brigitte Bardot
R: Every night I go...
   
   C
*: Make a deal with Uncle Weezer
   G
   Sign your name to claim
   D
   China Chow will try to please her
   G
   Sweetness came from Jane
   
5. Warlocks in wonderland
   I've gotta... Rockapotomus in my hand
   With a... Happy ending that's made of sand
   With a little bit of lovin' is all I can  
R: (2x)