There's a wasp nest on my back porch, it might be a cause for alarm There's a wasp nest on my back porch, it might be a cause for alarm There's some holes in my screen door and the little critters is all a swarm T o fix the holes, it's gonna take some hairpins and some wire T o fix the holes, it's gonna take some hairpins and some wire I f a wasp is to sting you, it burns like unrighteous hellfire T hem goddamn wasps is good for nothin' they're lowdown miserable mean Them goddamn wasps is good for nothin' they're lowdown miserable mean For the time being I'll just swat at'em till them holes is patched up in the screen