A sixty-eight Camaro, Candy Apple Red Four speed transmission, chrome heads Rev her up, and she casts a spell Some things here under heaven are just cooler-n-hell A pack of Chesterfields, sunglasses and a suit A half pint of gin and a gold tooth Lightnin' Hopkins and a penatonic scale Some things here under heaven are just cooler-n-hell A blonde telecaster, 1955 Dyna Comp pedal and a beer bottle for a slide A black face twin, with JBLs Some things here under heaven are just cooler-n-hell Black mascara, Loreal on her lips A tribal tattoo just above her hips A honky-tonkin' woman who wears her ink well Some things here under heaven are just cooler-n-hell Yeah, some of this stuff down here is just cooler-n-hell