Hey Coach Spitz...Pie?

Ooh, I love pie, I love apple, cherry, sweet potato

I bet you do

Keep looking at this pie, I bet you want a piece
Give me one good reason why my baby ain't the lead

Ok, your baby can't act

What?

He can't shoot, and he sure can't rap

Well if you really want a piece of this pie, I bet you'll get past that

'Cause you ain't never had something so good
Hot and Fresh out of the oven
Honey, you ain't getting none
I said hey, you'll testify if you want a piece of this pie
I said hey you better make it right, if you want a piece of this pie
You better let my baby shine, or you get no key-lime
I said hey, you'll testify if you want a piece of this pie

Now, if he's not the lead, what part can he play?

Uh, I could give him front row seats (No pie)
How about something behind the scenes? (No pie)
Just a little piece? ( No pie)
Pretty, pretty please? ( No pie)
I got it he can play a tree

Hmm... you don't want no pie!

You ain't never never had something so good
Hot and fresh out the oven
Honey you ain't getting none
I said hey

Sweet potato, cherry, lemon, Apple strudel
Each one is delicious, but there's nothing for you though

I said hey
Testify, if you want a piece of this pie
I said hey, You better make it right, if you want a piece of this pie
You better let my baby shine, or you get no key-lime
I said Hey
Testify, if you want a piece of this pie

I got it, he can play Ref number one

Any lines?
[Spitz:] he's got a whistle (No pie)

How many times does he blow it?

It's for showin', not blowin' (No pie)
Alright, one ... okay two gut wrenching whistles

Now you get a piece, now you get a piece of this pie, now you get a piece of this pie