"Hello?" Well cocktails for two, me and you It's some fun hot afternoon Whenever I'm alone I sit and pick up the phone, give a call She's so hot to have and to hold me She said "I'll be your one and only" I know what it means to be alone Got me on the line Ready for the night You got me on the line Now you'll think twice You like your home sweet home all alone You will be callin' me I've heard the news around the town You're not gonna hang up on me She's so hot to have and to hold me She said "I'll be your one and only" I know what it means to be alone Got me on the line Ready for the night You got me on the line Long distance kept me holding on Got me on the line Ready for the night You got me on the line Now you'll think twice Got me on the line Long distance kept me holdin' on You got me on the line Ready for tonight, tonight, tonight (Tonight) Hey! "Nobody hangs up on me."