There's not a mean bone in my body I never could be unkind And I know we're not talking But there's something on my mind It ain't righteous indignation I don't plan to rant or rave No need for us to fight and fuss I just want to say Have a nice rest of your life without me I'll be proud to be a part of your history If it makes you happy, honey, keep talking bad about me And have a nice rest of your life without me I know you're not heartless Not callous and you're not cruel And I know you don't mean to When you treat me like a fool I believe that your good nature Will emerge with someone else If I can't be beside you I can be beside myself Have a nice rest of your life without me I'll be proud to be a part of your history If it makes you happy, honey, keep talking bad about me Have a nice rest of your life without me, without me Don't forget your pocket book, honey Oh, and your toothbrush Don't forget your toothbrush, dear Have a nice rest of your life Have a nice rest of your life Have a nice rest of your life