It's not easy being a brony Both my parents and my friends don't understand They say ponies aren't for boys That I shouldn't buy these toys That I need to toughen up and be a man It's not easy being a brony But especially a brony who's a girl The attention's all on guys Why can no one realize That there are Pegasisters all around the world I can't make it to the meetups Or contribute brony art I'm straight but my family thinks I'm gay I'd buy shirts but I'm too cheap I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep And I can't pull off a Pinkie Pie cosplay Why can't I hug Fluttershy? 'My Little Dashie' made me cry When will pony clothes come in my size? I don't see what all the fuss is I just watch it for the plot Every week, I get trolled by Tara Strong All my feelings are conflicting Over Lyra/Bon-Bon shipping iTunes, y u no have any pony songs? I'll always love the show I choose Despite the stories on Fox news I'm Twilightlicious And I love Derpy Hooves Life can be hard for a brony But our show's the very best you'll ever see And the world will soon discover A great show that's like no other Join the herd! Watch M-L-P