Oh... if it isn't Phoenix Wright... That's a lot to drink right before a trial Let me die in peace, Winston [Laughs] losing a case sucks, doesn't it? You would know... Better than most And I also know a loser when I see one... Welcome to my world, Wright! You think you're different; you do nothing but win, but I know you're really a sham You think you've got a special aura within you, but now you've found out you're a scam You think you're still the sharpest tool in the shed and believe me, I did too But now I'm a loser and so are you! Oh, hey! Look at the time! It's half past "Shut Your Face and Leave Me Alone!" Pacific Daylight Time Oh! For years you still believed that no one could touch you, but you then got poked in the eye The ace attorney turned to chump and a fool who continued to doubt and deny He's all washed up and all his luck has run out, he's a has been through and through... Because he's a loser And so are you! I'll drink to that! You're just a part of the trend And for a loser, losing, don't end! No one to turn to! Everyone spurns you! Till you've no friends! But just for fun let's both pretend that... You were a lawyer full of talent and promise, but you finally choked and bit the dust And let's assume you once were valiant and honest, but still your career was a bust! You beat me every time we met in the court yet my wildest dreams came true... 'Cause though I'm a loser Now so are you... That's it! In order to win this case... I have to think like a loser! I gotta call Miles! Thanks for the help, Winston! Uh... yeah... anything for a pal!