There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' For all the hoppin' cretins Cretin! Cretin! I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doin' the Cretin Hop Cretin! Cretin! 1, 2, 3, 4, Cretins wanna hop some more! 4, 5, 6, 7, All good cretins go to heaven! Rockaway Beach Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum The sun is out and I want some It's not hard, not far to reach We can hitch a ride