Little man work in the rice fields Got a brother in the factory Called the Chairman on the telephone line Invited him around for tea For tea, for tea, for tea, he invited him around for tea "Why, thank you," said the Chairman "But I'm much too busy you see" The little man said, "I work a 12 hour shift Do you think you work harder than me? Than me, than me, than me Do you think you work harder than me?" "You dumb peasant," said the Chairman "I swear that it ain't no lie When I think of how hard I work for guys like you I don't know why I try, I try, I try, how I try But I don't know why I try" "Don't get me wrong," said the little man "I'm very grateful you see I ride to work on my new bicycle And my wife loves her sewing machine Machine, machine, machine And my wife loves her sewing machine" "Some other time," said the little man "Some other time maybe" The Chairman took the phone off the hook Told his secretary "Make tea, make tea, make tea, make tea" Told his secretary "Make tea"