This is the story of foolish Prince Bass Fiddle and 
wise Jerry Kemal.
As you remember, last time, the Prince was found 
without a dime on the Ponce Valdez while Jerry
watched from a tree...

In the land of Ali Baba near the Sea of Babalee,
Lived a man who played the zither with a pronoun on his 
knee.
He would dance among the fuzzy trees and bring the 
birds to life
And his name was Prince Bass Fiddle and he loved his 
ugly wife.

He would sing the songs of Lutvee in his very special 
way
And he puffed tea with his lumpy head and sleep all 
night and day.
With his turban and his leicester faced the thieves of 
Germany
But beware great Prince Bass Fiddle, you´ll be hanging 
from a tree.

Fifty days and nights they waited for a sign from old 
Ratan
To pretend to wear the colours of the Emperor Charlie 
Chan.
So they strolled into the forest with a song and energy
To find bay leaves in the cauldron of the mad witch 
Betty Lee.

Came the answer from a leaf top that was found upon the 
ground
"Only time and Prince Bass Fiddle will repair your 
bellies round.
Search the highlands search the lowlands, cruise the 
Sea of Babalee,
But remember that your children need the food from 
filigree."

Then one day in Abalone came a messenger to say
That onion-head Bass Fiddle broke in half no more to 
play.
Will we lose our land of Lutvee to the bearded men of 
Cleaves?
Only miracles can save us and some tricks inside our 
sleeves.

From the sky there was an answer to the question of the 
plebes
"You will meet a tall dark stranger wearing black and 
blue cannives.
Who is Lucy, who is Nestor? We should only be there 
now.
Why it’s Aphrodite Milton and his keeper Prince Kemal.