Yeah, they say neon's only good for knockin' boots one time And Evan Williams kills you faster than a .45 God made Sunday mornings 'cause of Saturday nights Yeah, mama told me nothing good ever happens in the dark But everybody dancing here in this dusty bar Has seen the light a couple times, the Lord knows it's paradise If I reach those pearly gates I bet they'll look like swingin' doors If these boots walk streets of gold They'll be worn good, hardwood, sawdust floors All the angels singing with pedal steel guitars And fiddles to a Skynyrd song Yeah, even the devil knows that heaven is a honky tonk There won't be a last call, they won't shut it down It's always top tier free beer all year round Always a good crowd, house band's playing loud It's a come one, come all, hole-in-the-wall holy ground If I reach those pearly gates I bet they'll look like swingin' doors If these boots walk streets of gold They'll be worn good, hardwood, sawdust floors All the angels singing with pedal steel guitars And fiddles to a Haggard song Yeah, even the devil knows that heaven is a honky tonk Oh, oh Heaven is a honky tonk, yeah, hey Heaven is a honky tonk Heaven is a dive bar Baptized in neon light Heaven is right where we are If I reach those pearly gates I bet they'll look like swingin' doors If these boots walk streets of gold They'll be worn good, hardwood, sawdust floors All the angels singing with pedal steel guitars And fiddles to a Conway song Yeah, even the devil knows that heaven is a honky tonk Yeah, even the devil knows that heaven is a honky tonk Yeah, yeah, yeah Heaven is a honky tonk Yeah, yeah One, two, three, hey