Hear ye, hear ye, welcome, ladies and gentlemen
Or niggas and niggarettes
This is VOBR
Veterans Only Billionaire Rehab
Where those who served now get served
Our amenities are top-tier
We have gold wheelchairs, orthopedic Tims
Oatmeal cookies and soy milk, wave caps, artisanal Sour Diesel
Hologram portraits of our favorite hip-hop legends
Exclusive Wu-Tang unreleased vinyl
You can get your pop off on one of our illustrious waterbeds
In one of our exclusive 1988 suites
Today's matinee will be Scarface
Along with an evening viewing of Boomerang
After which, the last movie of the night will be Aliens
Please enjoy your stay at VOBR
Veterans Only Billionaire Rehab
Where those who served now get served
Thank you for your service, legends
