Load the boot with a ton of crap that they'll unwrap And all the stuff, we'll just bring back at new year Set the house alarm and get in the car and let the Sat Nav know That we're heading north for Christmas Past the office blocks and southerners with tiny dogs The windows steaming up under north circular By Watford Gap I need a wee, I do it in a bottle Doesn't bother me, we're heading north for Christmas With you, with you I'm heading north for Christmas Heading north for Christmas With you We'll take the M6 toll, let's rock 'n' roll, we're halfway home Listening to Let It Snow and hoping so At Charnock Richard services a welcome break another wiz A box of Krispy Kremes for Christmas Take a left, the Blackpool lights, familiar streets and passers-by So I can wave to nana through the window An hour more, a cosy door, the lakes and mountains talk with snow So there we go, we've headed north for Christmas With you, with you I'm heading north for Christmas Heading north for Christmas With you So get the kettle on, put kindling on the fire So here we are, we're in the north for Christmas Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70 There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70 There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70 There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70 There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70 There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70 There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70 There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70