The mongrel cat came home Holding half a head Proceeded to show it off To all his newfound friends He said, I been where I liked I slept with who I like She ate me up for breakfast She screwed me in a vice But now I don't know why I Feel so tongue tied I don't know why I Feel so tongue tied Don't know why I Feel so skinned alive I don't know why I Feel so tongue tied Don't know why I Feel so skinned alive My thoughts are misguided and a little naïve I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis You should put me in a home or you should put me down I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis Yeah, no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars That wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason I don't know why I Feel so tongue tied Don't know why I Feel so skinned alive