I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes 
I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face 
Coffee shops suck shit, let's burn em to the ground 
Meet a coffee fag and on his face I'll pound 

[Chorus:] I hate coffee [14x]

Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake 
Juan Valdez his sack I'll break 
Coffee really sucks it fills me with such hate 
The only thing thats worse is fucking coffeemate 

[Repeat Chorus]

We're all anti-coffee soldiers 
We'll drown those hippies in a pot of Folgers 
Cappucino and espresso too 
if  you like coffee then I hate you 

[Repeat Chorus]