I've got a cracklab in my basement 
I'm a shining example of a junior acheivement 
Cooking up drugs on my chemistry set 
Twenty-seven grand a week is what i get 

[Chorus:] 
I've got a cracklab in my basement 
Please don't tell my mommy on me 
I've got a cracklab in my basement 
Every kid needs a hobby 

I'm the only kid on my block with an uzi 
All the other fourth graders are jealous of me 
I'll be a millionaire by the time I'm thirteen 
I'm a perfect example of an American dream 

[Repeat Chorus] 

My parents are dumb they'll never suspect 
And if they do I'll just tell em its a science fair project 
My cub scout troop does the distribution 
And I'm thinking of expanding into prostitution 

[Repeat Chorus] 

[Bridge] 
You mix it up, You cook it down 
You serve it up out on the playground 
Crack Lab 

[Repeat first verse] 
[Repeat chorus] 
[Repeat bridge]