Well, a bowlegged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul A bowlegged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul A bowlegged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul They can't get together at all Just like the worm in the cornfield said to his brother "Yeah, go in one ear and out the other" Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Well, a bucktoothed Clare and a cross-eyed Clyde A bucktoothed Clare and a cross-eyed Clyde Like old bowlegged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul They can't get together at all Just like the worm in the cornfield said to his brother "Yeah buddy, go in one ear and then out the other" Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Well, old slew-foot Sally and a pigeon-toed Sam Slew-foot Sally and a pigeon-toed Sam Like a bowlegged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul They can't get together at all Just like the worm in the cornfield said to his brother "Yeah, go in one ear and out the other" Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Well, a bowlegged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul Bowlegged Polly and a knock-kneed Paul One bowlegged Polly and knock-kneed Paul Well, they just can't get together at all The worm in the cornfield said to his brother "Yeah, go in one ear and then out the other" Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba