Yeah 30 you a fool for this one We 'bout to spread the truth to everyone in the FIFA community Ooh! It-It's kinda cool, there's an echo, like- "I'm king of the world!" Th-That's cool First let me hop outta bed in the morning I don't want it if the Team of the Season's ain't in stores And I've gotten every one of them from Santi to Cazorla And I got so many coins, I could pay off my mortgage I'll max out my moms credit card, I hope she don't find me If she does, I'm stealin' grandma's savings, she's like ninety And I'll invest a couple grand on a feature on a game That expires every year, and next year, I'll do the same I'll just spend more and more, even if I'm sorta bored I'll open up the store and pour all my money for informs And more oranges, reds and blues; it's a fucking rainbow But they do absolutely nothing, like a fucking potato Next year, we'll get women to get heads on all your balls (Oh) Oh, um... shit Okay... You know, I didn't actually realize that when I real- until I said it Uh... this is awkward Next year, we'll get women, an addition- good enough New technology, equality, it's probably a plus But price caps- No, no, no- I'm-I'm serious Have you ever heard anyone say, you know- "Price caps? What a great addition to Ultimate Team" No, you haven't It is probably the worst thing that EA have ever added And I'm mad at the fact that coin buying is the greatest EA said we couldn't do it, but whatever! I'm still playing I've made ten times more than I ever could with FIFA Points Coin buying, or a scam? I don't even need the choice I need a voice, I need some coins, EA, your game's been destroyed It's so damn frustrating, I've never been this annoyed It's easier to sell an audiobook to a deaf person Than to sell Pelé on the market? Seriously? My head's hurtin' I'm left searchin' for players who happen to be extinct Bolasie is like 10K! EA just doesn't think And, damn, it's so bullshit; this game is such a piece of crap We're slaves to a corporation, crying, grinding, while EA laugh Hahahahahahaha