We're both strikers on Man United, but guess who's better? His name starts with an F, and O is the last letter I bash headers, a fast leopard, you're a bad center When's the last time you won a trophy? Oh yeah, that's never Ever happened, you lack spice, lack pepper Can't attack for crap, run a lap, track backpedaler You're an arsenal traitor, we'd be better off with a flat Bendtner I hate to rain on your parade, but I've got some bad weather My name is van Persie, it's an honor to wear my jersey You're bad and you can't score 'cause your vision seems blurry Or maybe the problem's that you're two feet tall Before you talk to me, learn how to shoot the ball During the World Cup, I was obviously better While you were sitting there injured, did you see my diving header? My dribbling is magic, your passing is tragic Your team doesn't want you, haha, that's classic I've been in Team of the Years, voted the world's best striker You deserve to be discarded, ask KSI's subscribers Yeah, it's evident I'm better than you, I'm like the president The header is the only thing you've done for the Netherlands Remember when Bendtner scored more in Euro 2012? You're only on Man U for the money and the wealth Yeah, you're bad, that's the truth, it's pretty obvious Go back to Arsenal 'cause nobody's ever topping this Oh wait, I'm sorry, I can't hear you from down there You look like a girl, did you look at your long hair? I was lookin' at your card and you have no good features How's it watching me play while you're sitting in the bleachers? Wait, I have a question: did I hurt your feelings? Are you standing up? 'Cause your height looks like you're kneelin' I have an idea: spend some time playin' FIFA Maybe you'll learn to score instead of eatin' tortillas