Oh yeah So basically, you know, I don't want you telling me shit I'm not trying to hear anything you got to say Tomorrow ain't promised to anybody So I ain't hearin' you today Rules don't apply to me I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow Rules don't apply to me I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow Check it out I'm thinking about putting it in your mouth I'm thinking about taking you to my house And I'm thinking about messing around on my couch I'm thinking about all the things we could do with Hold up I seen another girl that was fly like you I'm thinking about handing out rides for two If you down I'm cool And if you 'round that's cool And if you hold her down that's better 'Cause I've seen a lot of doll-faced women And I'm still screamin' "Independent women forever" (Forever-ever, forever-ever) I will love you until the end of time As long as you ain't afraid to take charge To step up and give a piece of your mind Rules don't apply to me I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow Rules don't apply to me I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow Fuck around and get followed I seen you coming out of that McDonalds I seen your fat mom shop at Marshall's For the past three Sundays lookin' gnarly I'm patient, what more can I say? I know you take your garbage out every single Wednesday Yeah, bits, don't get ram, up, on I leave ya in the alley with your nuts gone And I'll be probably be leaving with some puff song But I'll be dancing like I got myself a touchdown Prof got twinkle toes Blowing kisses, throwing mistletoe Too much seconds and I'll hit the floor Buckin' out, throwing 'bows, I'm invincible I got into a fight last night And I'm quite sure that it was a dyke last night Yep Rules don't apply to me I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow Rules don't apply to me I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow Call up the chickens, all the gampos Where the strippers at, dubs and the hundos? Assholes throw bows in the front rows No bodybuilders, but real gun shows Southside, where they jump folk Put it in the air, bud smoke Yeah, rules don't apply to me A good dude, but I don't even try to be 'Cause I'm a bad mutherfuck ask if you could rap With an asshole such as a mac like myself Mr officer, I am a monster Involved with illegal things at my concert I am considered an immature little kidder Then you figured I'm a shit, then you realize I'm a shitter I'll make your women scream Make the dudes fight We gon' do this all night Rules don't apply to me (No they don't now) I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow Rules don't apply to me (Apply to me) I don't need to see tomorrow (No I don't now) Tomorrow (No I don't now) Break it down now Go girl, go girl, go girl Break it down now, go girl How you do that there How you do that there How you do that there How you do that there Yeah, buddy