Like all great pornography This story is touching It's something I wanna see For good time Charlie Black and gold tile Champagne flute Sauna water dirtying The birthday suits Charlie says, "Turn up that TV! There's something I wanna see" In vegas, the topless genuflect in the jacuzzi For good time Charlie Five o'clock shadow A desert landscape The party politician Has a hero's face Fight the red army Save the human race He's an implacable machine She's naked on the mezzanine A lady in waiting, but, Charlie, the mujahideen And joanne, your queen Good time Charlie Helen of troy, your helicopter lands An honor is to serve at your command Congressman and goldenrod Will weaponize the forgotten Because, they say, we worship the same God Years from now he's gonna be Half drunk in his office on fine whiskey Do you cry for joanne or afghanistan, Charlie? Contrition is a great american, Charlie Good vs evil of stories we tell We're the ones who never ever go to hell It's not the stock and trade we sell The hollywood and entertaining kinds of pell-mell