It's half a squeeze and half a wiggle Now you know how so baby let's squiggle Standard brands of pitchin' woo Are out of style for me and you For now we know what real gone love can do So let's take time While loves light shines For it's just meant for two It's half a squeeze and half a wiggle Now you know how so baby let's squiggle I learned about the squiggle one day on the farm A city-fied gal took me by the arm She said follow the leader and you'll understand You don't need a blueprint to learn this plan It's half a squeeze and half a wiggle Now you know how so baby let's squiggle Hugs and kisses on the sly For old time folks might satisfy But when it comes to young uns in the know At night or noon Come time to spoon A squiggle's in the show It's half a squeeze and half a wiggle Now you know how so baby let's squiggle The squiggle was invented a long time ago A guy and a gal thought the dance was too slow So they put their hips together and the fun began Right experimentation they found a plan It's half a squeeze and half a wiggle Now you know how so baby let's squiggle It's half a squeeze and half a wiggle Now you know how so baby let's squiggle