I'm uneducated My clothes outdated I'm not politically correct I still hate small talk And fast cars and hard rock Still adds up about 16, 18 I should be expressing All my inner repression I guess depression's now a cultural thing My record company says Blow my brains out my head I make the cover of every magazine Step inside my nightmare baby Welcome to my trip I cannot pretend and I will not defend Why this good old boy's so tragically unhip I still like bad girls Who rock me hard in my world Its monkey see and monkey do When I'm around you I got an old waterbed I like trippin' to the dead I've keep a poster of Kiss on my wall I still curse, smoke, drink and toke and making love in the back of my car Step inside my nightmare baby Welcome to my trip I cannot pretend and I will not defend Why this good old boy's so tragically unhip I like that home grown Mind blowing You bringing R rolling They see strange talking Mind stopping Ass swinging Street walking Floozies Step inside my nightmare baby Welcome to my trip I cannot pretend and I will not defend Why this good old boy's so tragically unhip