Shipped out on of knees Her old man thinks you're a social disease Dog pissed on the floor left a stain Your old lady's daddy driving you insane She stopped taking the pill Then left you sued you for a mil You've got your problems, boy so damn great Can't find a good wife can't find a good job Can't find the keys to my car I lost my dog I lost my brain I lost my girl to a big movie star (whatever) Now I'm standing at the crossroads trying to find my way home But the truth is baby I'm so Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely Sometimes I'd just Like to jump in and get me some funky When push comes to shove You talk too much and way too rough How 'bout we both shut up and let's make love I'm home hangin', the walls bangin' It's the neighbor next door They're talking trashy or doing the nasty They keep me up until four So they keep on going more and more I hear and said "lord, I'm half crazy" I gotta get me some of that In and out, and in and out,and in and out Like to jump in and get me some funky When push comes to shove You talk too much and way too rough How 'bout we both shut up and let's make love When the clothes start flying There's no denying Gonna get some funky Good, good funky Your blood starts pumpin' Baby start somethin' Here oh right here, right here baby Oh give me a little bit of loving It's all so simple I'll bring the ripple What's your state of mind? How 'bout we drink, get drunk Like to jump in and get me some funky When push comes to shove You talk too much and way too rough How 'bout we both shut up and let's make love When push comes to shove Skip your lip and all the politics How 'bout we both shut up and let's make love It would sound like this.... Stop!