I heard a funny thing about me Lately I've been living on the edge I won't say that ain't true, But who the hell are you I don't recognize my own face or my friends. Hey, Mr. Smiley Read the writing, on the wall Wake up, Mr. Smiley Before you don't wake up at all Today, I hired me a yes man He simply agrees with anything I say He does all my dirty deals And feeds me my pills As long as I'm still breathing he gets paid Hey, Mr. Smiley Read the writing, on the wall Wake up, Mr. Smiley Before you don't wake up at all Yesterday I had a conversation With all them voices in my head One said I was no good One said I should quit One said I'll be fine just as soon as I get myself a fix Hey, Mr. Smiley Read the writing, on the wall Wake up, Mr. Smiley Before you don't wake up at all Put on Mr. Smiley And I'm feeling ten feet tall Bye bye, Mr. Smiley You got to go now, they just called, they just called