When I was a child
Staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence
and death on the news
One day I saw the Duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy
They're just acting son
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' it as I seen on my TV
Doin' it as I seen on my TV
Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on Cops
All I want's a million from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could rope, shoot, rap and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?
Doin' it as I seen on my TV
Doin' it as I seen on my TV
I'd even do a porno flip
Like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as I see on my TV
Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kind of groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' it as I seen on my TV
Doin' it as I seen on my TV
Hell I'd even do a porno flick
Like my hero Rocky did
