The church bell rings An old drunk sings A young girl hocks her wedding ring Down on Rain Street Down the alley and the ice wagon flew Picked up a stiff that was turning blue The local kids were sniffin' glue Fuck or else for a kid to do Down on Rain Street Father McGreer buys an ice cold beer And a short for Father Loyola Father Joe's got the clap again He's drinking Coca Cola Down on Rain Street Bless me Father I have sinned I got ... and I got pinned And God can't help the state I'm in Down on Rain Street There's a Tesco on the sacred ground Where I pulled her knickers down And St Anthony gazed in awe at Christ While Judas took his measly price Down on Rain Street I gave my love a midnight kiss I tried to take a late night piss But the toilet moved so again I missed Down on Rain Street I sat on the floor and watched TV Thanking Christ for the BBC A stupid fucking place to be Down on Rain Street I took my Eileen by the hand Walk with me was her command I dreamt we were walking on the strand Down Rain Street That night Rain Street went on for miles That night on Rain Street somebody smiled