Well the doctor keeps me waiting
The blood in my brain
The pain in my chest
Oh oh oh-oh
Only happens when it's rainin'
The smoke in my lung
The beer in my gut
Oh oh oh-oh

Feelin' like a motherfuck
The only way is down from here
Oh oh oh-oh
Feelin' like a motherfuck
The only way is down from here
Oh oh oh-oh

It's a nightmare in the alley
The undertaker's there
With his bowler hat
Oh oh oh-oh
And his coffin eyes are empty
The ex-wife she's there too
Grinnin' like a Cheshire cat
Oh oh oh-oh

And I'm feelin' like a motherfuck
The only way is down from here
Oh oh oh-oh
Feelin' like a motherfuck
The only way is down from here
Oh oh oh-oh

I'm tryin' to buy a drink
But the barmaid's cross-eyed
Why'd they let her work here
Hell I just don't know
I find it hard to think
Since my kangaroo died
Why'd she have to leave me
Hell I just don't know
I don't know

Well the priest is at the pulpit
Tellin' me I'm wrong
Tellin' me I'm sickening
Oh oh oh-oh
To believe him is to forfeit
Everything I am
And everything I'll never be
Oh oh

So I'm feelin' like a motherfuck
The only way is down from here
Oh oh oh-oh
Feelin' like a motherfuck
The only way is down from here
Oh oh oh-oh

I'm tryin' to buy a drink
But the barmaid's cross-eyed
Why'd they let her work here
Hell I just don't know
I find it hard to think
Since my kangaroo died
Why'd she have to leave me
Hell I just don't know
I don't know

Always were the waters
Deep inside your heart
Always wanted to return
To your body
But I'm not sure I can