You look like a praying mantis You could say that the bug is man Big joke or a small disaster Last chance before they give it the plaster Paint my picture and I'll paint you You're not like others you ain't Running down the hill I thought I passed her Last chance before they give it the plaster I can't dance but I don't wanna bore ya Last line from the cephalaphore I'll be the son of a son of a son of a bastard Last chance before they give it the plaster Big joke or a small disaster Last chance before they give it the plaster