We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs that helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy He must be happy in his world We're only making plans We're only making plans We're only making plans for Nigel We're only making plans for Nigel He has no future in a British steel We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed And when young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must be happy He must be happy in his world Nigel is not outspoken But he likes to speak And loves to be spoken to Nigel is happy in his world We're only making plans Yeah we're only making plans We're only making plans We're only making plans We're only making plans We're only making plans We're only making plans We're only making plans We're only making plans for Nigel