Fm Good morning worm your honour The crown will plainly showGb The prisoner who now stands before youFm Was caught red handed showing feelingsD Showing feelings of an almost human natureC7 This will not do Call the schoolmasterFm I always said he'd come to no good In the end your honourG/F If they'd let me have my way I couldFmi Have flayed him into shapeAb But my hands were tiedAo The bleeding hearts and artistsEb Let him get away with murder Let me hammer him todayFm Cmaj7 C Crazy toys in the attic I am crazy, truly gone fishingGmi Eb Eo They must have taken my marbles awayFm Cmaj7 C Crazy toys in the attic I am crazy Call the defendants wifeFmi You little shit, you're in it now F7-9 I hope they throw away the key You should have talked to me more oftenFmi Than you did, but no you had to Go your own way. Have you broken any Homes up lately?Db "Just five minutes Worm your honourC Him and me alone"F Babe Gmi G Cmi Come to mother baby let me hold youG Cmi In my armsAb Ao M'lud I never wanted him to get in any troubleEb/B Why'd he ever have to leave me Worm your honour let me take him homeFo Fm Cmaj7 C Crazy over the rainbow I am crazyGm Bars in the windowEb Eo There must have been a door there in the wall When I came inFo Fm Cmaj7 C Crazy over the rainbow I am crazyFm The evidence before the court isBmi Incontravertable, there's no need for The jury to retireFm In all my years of judging I have never heard before ofBmi Someone more deserving The full penalty of lawFmi The way you made them suffer Your exquisite wife and motherBmi Fills me with the urge to defecateFmi Since, my friend, you have revealed your Deepest fearBmi I sentence you to be exposed before Your peers.Fmi Bmi Tear down the wall.