Won't you step into the freezer
Seize her with a tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer
Tease her with a tweezer

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold 
It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold 
It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold 
It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold 

Won't you step into the freezer
Please her with a tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer
Please her with a tweezer

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold
It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold 
It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold 
It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold 

Look who's in the freezer
Uncle Ebenezer