Is there something livin' here?
Wait! I hear a sound
Is there something livin' here?
Wait! It must be that sound

Down across the angled grain
Moss piglets traverse my brain
Stuck in the waiting room
I been stuck in the waiting room
Stuck in the waiting room
I wanna go in

I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this

(I twist humor)
(Twist humor
No, I didn't ask for this)

I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this

You should see my shiny boots
I'm gonna sing one now for Paulie Roots
It goes, I twist humor to exist
And no, I didn't ask for this
It must be that sound