Everybody look there's a new bandwagon in town 
Hop on board and let the wind carry you around 
Seems like there's not enough to keep us busy till the Lord comes back 
Don Quixote's gotta have another windmill to attack 

Another witch hunt looking for evil wherever we can find it 
Off on a tangent, hope the Lord won't mind it 
Another witch hunt, takin' a break from all our gospel labor 
On a crusade but we forgot our saber 

There's a new way to spend all our energies 
We're up in arms instead of down on our knees 
Walkin' over dollars trying to find another dime 
Never mind the souls 'cause we really haven't got the time 

So send out the dogs and tally ho 
Before we sleep tonight we've got miles to go 
No one is safe, no stone's left unturned 
And we won't stop until somebody gets burned 
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