Like a stereoscope with reels stacked up on top of each other
And a popsicle stick in the wheel preventing it from turning over
With the sound of a firetruck's sirens blaring and a crying baby
Would you wanna go out? I've been wondering what you've been up to lately

'Cause you are my favorite friend
You are my favorite person
And you are the least interesting man
That anyone has ever heard of

You are my favorite friend
You are my favorite person
And you are the least interesting man
That anyone has ever heard of

Like a stereoscope with the reels stacked up in perfect order
And an empty bottle of pills you've been taking for an ailing shoulder
In a buttoned up, closed mouthed town, this winter's been so god damn quiet
And I haven't been seeing you around, I'd be down to throw a couple back tonight

'Cause you are my favorite friend
You are my favorite person
And you are the least interesting man
That anyone has ever heard of

You are my favorite friend
You are my favorite person
And you are the least interesting man
That anyone has ever heard of

'Cause you are my favorite friend
You are my favorite person
And you are the least interesting man
That anyone has ever heard of

You are my favorite friend
You are my favorite person
And you are the least interesting man
That anyone has ever heard of