When I have nothing else to do I find me a paper I take it on up to my room You'll find me there later Reading the classified Looking Reading the classified Looking When I have nothing else to do I find me a paper I take it on up to my room You'll find me there later Reading the classified Looking Reading the classified Looking I'm gonna find me love I'm gonna find me a car I'm gonna find me some land in the country far And I'm gonna drive my lady there, and pick up my Evening Star When I have nothing else to do I buy me a paper I take it on back home You'll find both of us later Reading the classified Looking Reading the classified Looking When I have nothing else to do I buy me a paper I bring it on back home Both of us later You'll find us reading the classified Looking looking looking Reading the classified Looking Gonna sleep with my Woman Look in the column of adoption Where gonna get us one little boy and a girl In the classified And every time, every time I will remember you (guitar solo) Reading the classified Gonna find me a love I'm gonna find me a car I'm gonna find me some land in the country far And I'm gonna drive my lady there, and pick up the Evening Star When we have nothing else to do