I'm gonna buy you a big hat with feathers an' plumes I'm gonna buy you a mansion with sixty thousand rooms An' that ain't all... no that ain't all! I'm gonna buy you powder, I'm gonna buy you paint Gonna fix you up an' make you look like somethin' you ain't An' that ain't all... no that ain't all! I'm gonna buy you a fur piece, I'm gonna buy you gloves I'll buy you anything if you will give me all of your love An' that ain't all (That ain't all!) no that ain't all (That ain't all!) I'm gonna buy you a Rolls Royce, get you a chauffeur too But the chauffeur's gonna be a woman just like you An' that ain't all (That ain't all!) no that ain't all (That ain't all!) I'm gonna buy you dresses, 'till your wardrobe falls You're gonna die of old age before you wear them all An' that ain't all (That ain't all!) that ain't all (That ain't all!) If we're both a livin' in nineteen ninety-five they will have a pill by then to keep us both alive An' that ain't all (That ain't all!) that ain't all (That ain't all!) All these things I'll buy you, if you'll just wait for me 'cause I'll be out of prison in nineteen eighty-three An' that is all (And that is all!) that is all (And that is all!) That is all (And that is all!) that is all!