Some hats are shaped like Oklahoma Some hats are shaped like the Zuider Zee Some hats are small & dusty objects Some hats look like me Some hats are thinking caps, unmindful of their dinghy flaps Some hats are springboks, startled by low-flying trucks O-we-o-we-i I don't want to know why Some hats tumble & fly through the air Some hats sit on foam heads & stare O-we-o-we-i Please don't ask me why O-we-o-we-i I don't want to know why