In the ghost town inside of my heart all the downtown is parking lots At the drug store at 9th & Payne they stock the bitter pills They say Will we see you again next Tuesday? What more can we do for you, Mr Johnson, sir? Pass the word around them Golden Pools I've been elected King of the Fools At the barber shop they never close They'll cut your hair They'll shine your suit Ya look fine, mistah Ya look sharp We can tell how well you play the part! Pass the word around them Golden Pools I've been elected King of the Fools In the ghost town inside of my heart all the downtown is parking lots And in the rain the streets are on fire... At the city hall the mayor gives away the key He says Look around Make yourself at home Everything we do for you is our pleasure! Pass the word around them Golden Pools I've been elected King of the Fools In the ghost town inside of my heart all your downtown is parking lots