You fool, dude what do what you think you're doing? So you're lost, my problem, that's not Conductor says, "off of my train" We understood, guest/host relationships ain't my thing Even if I could, you ain't the kind of person I would help anyway I'm about to explode Cause I can't carry your load Hitchhiker, go, hitchhiker You're cool, and cold in your calculations We're friends, only because of my situation I'm about to unload Cause I can't carry your load Hitchhiker, go, hitchhiker Hitchhiker So be gone, too soon is too late I don't want no delay So be gone, get your food off someone else's plate Go tell all your friends I'm an idiot and you're great Hitchhiker, hitchhiker Now go, hitchhiker, go, hitchhiker