Sensitive Euro Man We're so envious of your etiquette demands Until we saw you lost in the dark Without your bright ideals Well I never heed with the tick of a clock And the calendar girls told me what month it was You know, some boys just will never give up In light of your bright ideals Intuition need no alibi Cause you never can tell when it will arrive You know, hagglers always know when To spit on your bright ideals There's a reckless thoughts of a Christian missionary He's a pattern binding proctor You can't spell so he mocked ya It's no wonder that you don't have the time For the light of his bright ideals