Well, I woke up in the mornin', heard the vacuum zoom
And I know that she was doin' my rug
Then she brings me tea and cookies in my own bedroom
Makes me feel so good, I start to get up, heh, heh
Yeah, she's boilin' them eggs in the kitchen
(Ooh, tell me good)
Three minutes on the dot in the pan
Ain't nobody who can do it like Leslie can
Mmm-hmm
When she runs down to the box to fetch my mornin' mail
Turns a half-mile in two minutes flat
If the bill collector comes around, you'll hear him wail
'Cause she throws that cat right out on his hat
And if I got a leak in my bathtub
(Ooh, tell me good)
She'll fix it like a plumber man
Ain't nobody who can do it like Leslie can
(Yeah) Hmm-hmm
If I'm feelin' down, she calls a doctor up
Orders remedy pills for my head
If I'm feelin' thin, she cooks until I am stuffed
And then I leave the table lookin' well-fed
Whippin' up that good chocolate pudding
(Ooh, tell me good)
She always lets me lick the pan
Ain't nobody who can do it like Leslie can
(Leslie can, Leslie can)
She sure is a mean maid (Leslie can)
Makes a clean bed (Leslie can)
Washes a dirty pan (Leslie can)
Well! (Leslie can)
Look at that woman dust (Leslie can)
Ooh, she sure is a good maid (Leslie can)...
