The other day I got in a fight It involved me and my foot and my mouth And my wife Then I got to thinking Wouldn’t it be grand If with every word I said My wish was the world’s command I’d be the king I’d be the top I’d give myself a raise Throw my own parade Be number one, the chief, the boss I’d be the king No honey-do list I’d rule Whatever I say is the way that it goes That’d be cool And I’d go fishing watch sports on TV And folks would carry me around And I’d get to wear a crown And I’d never spend a day on my feet I’d be the king I’d be the top I’d give myself a raise Throw my own parade Be number one, the chief, the boss I’d be the king I’d be living large I’d be in charge & the world would bow to me I’d be the king It happened again I got in a fight It involved me and my foot and my mouth And my wife