Well if I ever quit my job I could get another job Or maybe get a better job But if I never quit my job At least I got a job If I moved out of my apartment I could move any place I could travel 'round the world But if I moved out of my apartment I'd probably just move back home Well if I ever finished college At least I would have finished something What a lot of good that does me If I never finish college Well I never finish anything Oh mom I'm out of money again Can't you help a kid out? Ah dad I'm out of money again Can't you help a kid out? I've got troubles I Can't face alone